4th
Dear Mr. President (A letter to the future president)
Dear Mr. President,
Whatever you are planning on doing, please don’t do it.
I know everyone wants you to fix their problems, and I know you especially want to rule the world and fix everyone’s problems in the world yada yada yada. But please give us a break. We can fix our own problems without you trying to help us.
In the past hundred years or so, presidents have just gotten in the way of that, they thought they could solve everything, but when it came down to it, they just muddled everything up. I’ll work with my local government to get things done that need to be done in my town, but you have no clue what’s going on here.
So please, please, for the love of God, humanity and freedom, don’t do it!
Sincerely,
Steven K. Schnarr, a true patriot
